to say I’ve offended you is the greatest compliment you can give me. 

Conversation between me and my boss.

  • Boss: Tattoos are actually forbidden in the bible, you're not allowed to mark your self.
  • Me: Yeah, but god doesn't really like me anyways.
  • Boss: You should fix that before you die. Satan doesn't mind them though, actually he probably has a few.
  • Me: I have several.

inb4 Oberyn fandom.

I want a partner who will crucify me when I’m on my death bed.

lol I suck at talking to people.

and so do my characters. 

"Attention is the rarest and purest form of generosity."

Simone Weil (via samoanwhiskyblues)

(Source: psych-facts, via nowie)

I have a sociopathic need for risk and I pathologically seek it out.

I feel empty without it, I feel like a god when I prevail and I feel like an ant when I fail.

I can’t believe I used to hate myself.

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