to say I’ve offended you is the greatest compliment you can give me.
Conversation between me and my boss.
- Boss: Tattoos are actually forbidden in the bible, you're not allowed to mark your self.
- Me: Yeah, but god doesn't really like me anyways.
- Boss: You should fix that before you die. Satan doesn't mind them though, actually he probably has a few.
- Me: I have several.
lol I suck at talking to people.
and so do my characters.
"Attention is the rarest and purest form of generosity."
I have a sociopathic need for risk and I pathologically seek it out.
I feel empty without it, I feel like a god when I prevail and I feel like an ant when I fail.